methhomework:

bagmilk:

methhomework:

somebody’s shaking up chicagoimage

is she already starting her rebellion phase

how is a bikini rebellious is she suppose to be wearing swim trunks and a life jacket

(via lanashiftdelrey)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via fake-mermaid)

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via perks-of-being-chinese)

gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

(via lohanthony)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via fake-mermaid)